Hank proved his worth to Mr Pepperman with some manly endeavors.

You’re advocating punching this man because you disagree with him? That sounds kinda FASCIST!

Exactly. I have punched my share of Nazis at punk shows, but not just because they are Nazis. It was because they were ganging up on people and acting like jerks. As long as they behaved, they were free to watch the same show as me.

Blink 182 is much better with Matt Skiba.

I think the cable box speed has to do with it buffering signal for a DVR.

Reminds me of the Ham Fighters

We need Lance Russell smoking a cigarette and some poor unfortunate Egg Sucking Dog getting a sick to the eye screaming “MY EYE!! DOCTOR!!!! GOD HELP ME!!!”

Who is the bigger scumbag? The person who doesn’t give someone a loan because of shitty credit? Or the person who gives you a loan despite their shitty credit?

I immediately looked her dead in the eye with no expression on my face as I let one go.

When MY Los Angeles Kings won their first cup in 2012, I was 34 and my two kids (10 and 7) were sitting right next to me. And I fucking bawled like a baby and they still make fun of me about it. But they still laught about 2014 when I ran outside screaming and babbling gibberish like a crazy person. My daughter swears…

Rodney Mullen is one of the greatest artists in human history. I am not exaggerating to say that I would defend that belief to my death.

I guess Blake Bortles would be Paul Roma. Not sure why he’s here, but just to be glad to be along for the ride.

Thank you good Doktor!

If the Jaguars somehow beat the Patriots next week, Jalen Ramsey is going to explode.

Is this the basketball version of Mackey Sasser?

I can only imagine it’ll make a desiccated white dog turd of a mummy into a goddamned mutant golem.

How ‘bout I sing the “you live in a zoo” version, you monkey.

My brother bought me a pack of 1977 Topps hockey cards for my birthday once. He dared me to eat the gum and I did. It just disintegrated in my mouth and tasted like the inside of a bile duct.

My 99 Cents Only store has a 24-pack of “Rockdale Light” for $4.99. It is not terrible and makes a good Michelada. When you break in down with Tax and CRV, it comes out to about $.27/beer as well.

They’d better get a handle on those garage doors, or stuff like this will happen: