Don’t you mean that Bucky Beaver Motherfucker?

And add a “For fucks sake!!!” or “Wouldn’t you know who won the pony??”

And nary a Greg Oden joke anywheres. I’m extremely disappointed.

What’s stop the players from taking the red card from the ref?

My dad and I are always flabbergasted and flummoxed with the amount of ref touching is done in soccer.

People are still surprised that Europe is racist AF?

I’m trying to figure out who amongst the three would be Frankie Williams.

I took 4 yearsof Latin in High School. It was hell at the time, but looking back, it was good for me.

Waiting for one of them to get superkicked though the Barber Shop window.

I’ve lived in Southern California my whole life, and In-N-Out is slightly overrated. The fries suck so much that it ruins the experience for me.

Defense is just a position, and not a strategy for Karlsson.

Well, Yoji Anjo did travel to the US for the sole purpose of challenging Rickson Gracie to a fight. I don’t know who is a bigger moron, Anjo or this pinche chamaco.

And I’m trying to figure out how an old coot like JKC had a daughter that looked so young, and it turns out she was born around 1987, when he was goddamned 74-75 years old!

You should have referred to Jack Kent Cooke to the former owner of the Los Angeles Kings. It would made it even funnier.

You’re gonna complain about the Star Wars Universe not following the laws of physics when it comes to bombs in space, but Force Chokes, Force Lighting, Telekinesis and Ewoks are A-OK? I will have what you’re having.

The Last Jedi reminds me off all the crazy people who wondered what happened to Valery, the Czechoslovakian Interior Decorator.

I guess we need to resort to fisticuffs!

Greatest Italian name of all time. I will fight you.

Why am I not surprised that Bono has never heard Off With Their Heads.