Schreier’s exposés while he was here are probably responsible for more instances of Kotaku being cited as a source by other games news outlets than every other Kotaku post combined.

This is very tough territory for all involved. I was hired to replace Michael Beattie as Mordin Solus in “Mass Effect 3.” I had never played the game, so I didn’t even know I was replacing someone. I found out when I showed up to the session. My agents had sent me the audition, referring to it as an “alien scientist,”…

We need a sequel to that splendid laundromat ad.

私はアニメが大好きです

Appearances are important, as is avoiding the feeling that you’re there because a company paid for you to be there. Even subconsciously, that can influence your coverage by making you feel grateful to the company for flying you out and putting you up.

Kotaku has a “no junket” policy and does not accept travel from the people we cover. When we go to publisher/developer events, we pay for our own flights and accommodations.

Or be this guy.

It’s an indie, kinda flew under the radar last year. Not surprised you haven’t heard of it.

You gotta put Waymo effort into it. You can do it.

How dare you inject politics into a story about military procurement.

There’s actually a fairly realistic reason for why the UNSA is in conflict with the SDF. To dismiss it as “nonsense” is extremely unfair to the writers, who did an excellent job establishing a background for the rivalry between Earth and Mars’ governing forces before it balloons out into the war seen in the game…

I wonder what you paint on the side of your cockpit when you missed a target drone 104 times.

This ship is Littoraly almost impossible to sink.

That combat ship is Littorally unsinkable.

Good idea. Microwaving the phone will charge it quickly so you don’t want to put it in at %100 or it will cause it to overload and cause damage.

Way ahead of you. Just put my phone in the microwave for a few hours.

in reply to some of the comments here, you use what level of sophistication is appropriate for the occasion. Like most people, my everyday meals at home are grab a plate, sometimes paper, throw a slice of pizza on it.

I have a better suggestion— instead of pretending to be civilized when you’re in public places,which is bound to make you nervous as fuck, actually be civilized and practice good table manners every day, or at least regularly, so that you don’t have to fake it.

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

I ALWAYS ride elevators spreading on the floor!