My main tip: If you are a Stormtrooper, it is okay to miss and die, more than you get kills. Hell, it’s even canonized. It is okay if you run into walls, hit your head on doors, and somehow ricochet a blast into yourself. It’s canon. Have fun with being a Stormtrooper. If you are an X-Wing Fighter Pilot, it is okay to…

The contract says you can’t fuck Pepper. But doesn’t say that Pepper can’t fuck you.

What I do have are a very particular set of skills... Sometimes I trade agility for more health recovery but it depends on what exotic I’m rolling with.

No one fucking cares. Shut up about re-translation shit.

The press release is hilariously gross.

...or shot with an anti-aircraft cannon

Sake is Japanese

I guess educating people is bad these days.

Not even funny. Reasonable gun owners have enough sense not to bring guns everywhere. The very least they would have a pistol if they had a concealed license. And only a clip or two tops.

good thing the police caught them all both

Maybe it was because you would do EXACTLY what you did?

This also rings true for Western gamers who want to play Japanese exclusives without having to fork over cash for a new regional console.

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Oh please the dev at Firaxis doing it is purely a cover, it was clearly their true enemies, Dolphin and Whale.

For whoever remembers it, Martian Successor Nadesico is usually considered much better than the manga it's based off of.