And I can give just one reason that I don’t give a flying f* about ads and google: I do not want to see them. Period. I hated ads when they were small and to the side and non that annoying in the mid 90s, and I loathe them now when they take up the whole damn screen.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Twitter could charge a small premium for media conglomerates to offer extra services that might be useful to them. I find twitter the best way to surf news, specially from a mobile device. Facebook can’t still do that properly because it’s to cluttered by friendliness and users’ irrelevance.

Why is that? Pretty much all news outlets provide links to a longer-form article to provide details not included in a tweet. If you follow established news organizations, it’s an effective way to keep up with what’s happening in the world.

I just can’t wait for all of these demonstrations by drivers to result in higher fares and less of a competitive advantage for Uber.

While all of what you say is true I would still test it to make sure the rigging doesn’t move!

...yes.

So you’re getting mad at him for assuming what the readers’ reactions will be based on your assumption of what the readers’ reactions will actually be?

Was in Super Typhoon Elsie on Guam around November 1992. I was indoors the whole time (locals said “STAY PUT!”) and it was like someone pointed a fire-hose at the window of the apartment for 24 hours. Then the eye went over...we all went out to look...then went back in and watched a firehose pointed at the other…

No. Way. In. Hell.

The best feature imho: not giving $15 a month to Comcast/TWC/etc.

5. The Big Show

You forgot about a dozen Big Somethings. Just a few...

Not if people actually go out and vote.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

So....I was in this small town over the Christmas holidays, and I was shopping on the main street. I was buying some gifts in this funky little store with a hipster chick on cash. I asked where I could find wrapping paper.

I hope that someday we can all have better pictures of your anus...

Expanse +1000. Rarely have my expectations been so exceeded. Been waiting a long time for a writing team to step up like this. Whole thing is first rate.