It wasn’t until I had kids that I realized why, at least in urban legend, the husband sleeps with the nanny and the wife sleeps with the handyman. The easy proximity alone would be attractive.

Boo fucking hoo. If your ability to get off requires one or more parties to be unaware of what is happening to them or unable to stop what is happening to them, then maybe you need to be kink shamed.

Your honor, as you can see my client not only checked the box proving consent, but is also a senior citizen, no American over the age of *checks notes* 133 years should be treated this way.

The child was brutalized ON CAMERA and the parents had to get social workers to advocate for charges?? And they claimed that there's equity in law enforcement. Bullshit. Let this have been a Black or Latino man pinning a white child down like this. He would've been executed swiftly by the police upon their arrival.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

Well, I’m not allowed to use butter or oil (court order, long story short, never say, ‘yeah, I can defend myself on this parking ticket”), so you tell me what else I can use?

The more I learn about everything in this production, the more I’m convinced that the Russos just have some misguided ideas about some things in the MCU that I just can’t agree with. They literally misunderstood what happened to Cap at the end of the movie and the writers had to correct them in a separate interview.…

Exactly. No more quips. It’s essential to truly feel what’s being lost.

she could have literally been added in later without him being there.

I really do prefer Tony dying silently. It made the whole thing feel more real

I just had a picture in my head of Tilda Swinton showing up and saying “I’m Social Services,” but she’s dressed as the Ancient One.

Why.

I hope they explain how gama radiation turned Bruce Banner and probably Rhodey too, into the more likeable Ruffalo and Don Cheadle versions of those characters

SPOILERS, obviously:

The abridged director’s cut, yes. And that’s nothing. Someone will edit all the Marvel movies from Iron Man to Endgame into one long, semi coherent movie.  

Girl who exists for five seconds in order to absolve man of sins is less interesting than girl who is actual character, yes.

I know that in a realistic setting, the super-rich Waynes probably could not have been saints, but I still inherently kind of hate any comic/movie/fanfic where a big background element is “Hey, what if [Thomas Wayne/Uncle Ben/any other kind and caring dead person in a superhero’s origin story] was actually an asshole b…

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

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