“If your engine is too loud, we’re going to fine you”

Next time why not ride along for a drive by shooting? It involves cars right?

Let the internet name it.

I look forward to test driving the “Vanny McVanface”

Chrysler McChryslerface 

That’s cause she secretly owns a Vibe and a Probe;your job has been outsourced!

He obviously didn’t try to use the factory toolkit to fix them, it contains a rock and a bottle of vodka, if you can’t fix it with the rock, drink the vodka. I had one and found it oddly reliable- it would start and stop no matter what it may not run well but it worked

i think the real story here is that the thief wasnt very mechanically inclined

Because he kept Russian it. Should have taken it slow.

The cars kept Stalin

Jesus Christ can no one fucking read? And I don’t know how ANYONE, no matter HOW bad they are at finances, would be 10k in the hole for a 2003 echo that somehow wasn’t repoed. 

For Putin a Lada effort

A whole Lada nothin’.

And then 9 months later, no more fun for quite a while.

Wow! That tells you all you need to know about Nissan’s CPO program.

As the emails come in, it is apparent that common sense is not so common. The whole point of this column is to help folks that maybe don’t know as much as the rest of us.

Note on the lemon thing - bought a 2013 Altima new, major CVT issues, replaced, wrecked the car while they had it, all kinds of other major issues, finally lemon lawed at 30+k miles....

I don’t think Echo Dude explained his situation clearly, but here’s what I think is the situation:

How does he think the car moves from the factory floor to a truck or train, then to a boat, then off the boat to a truck, then off the truck to the gas station and back?

Negative equity rollover

When you don’t have any money to go out and do fun stuff, you stay inside and do fun stuff.