Elio missed its opportunity to actually sell this thing into a viable market.

Hey, dudes. New plan here: StefCoin.

Also none. Went to a wooden boat show last weekend—my god those boats are BEAUTIFUL. But too much $$ and work. Nice to admire, though.

BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand

they say there are two times in a mans life that he is happy about a boat.  when he first buys one, and when he sells it

... Elio announced the pre-sale (??) of the ElioCoin Security Token (???). Buckle up.

Yo dawg, I heard you like presales so I made a presale after the presale so you could presale your presale.

Hey Paul Elio... a watershed moment would be when you actually sell a fucking car. Jesus christ Faraday Future is going to get a car on the road first.

Third Gear: If I owned any of those Nissans, I’d hope it would catch on fire...

Don’t worry, these are the smartest guys in the room (remember Enron).

I’ve heard it said that the two best days in a boat owner’s life are the day he bought his boat, and the day he sold his boat.

7k?.. thats 1 months rent for a 1br apt in SF...

Not for that kind of cash. You’re high.

Cool, but not anywhere close to this price.

This thing is AWESOME and I LOVE it. But a shell worth $2-3k + a $500 truck motor (and tranny) does not a $7000 car make. Major CP.

That’s what I thought when I first read the headline.

What are the chances that some person thinks they got the deal of a lifetime on a manual transmission Porsche?

Let me tell you about a pair of amazing inventions called Apple Carplay and Android Auto...

I assumed it was a wagon because of the lead image. Since he did just refer to it at as a regular Jetta, it likely is the sedan, and the lead image is very misleading.