I bet you knew the answer to this the moment you wrote it. Go look on the Internet for one of the many videos of middle aged potato shaped women calling the cops on folks for doing things like having a BBQ, selling lemonade, etc.

Just when I thought I’d heard all fart-related terminology.  That almost killed me.

i wanted to hate him, but i couldn’t.

That’s a sad and accurate thought.

You can ask anything you like.  Doesn’t mean you’re legally entitled to get what you asked.

Let me know when it isn’t just a pointy Audi R8

lol at the boss pulling the “you’re disrespecting the uniform” bullshit with a fucking hospital security guard

“You are on private property” what difference does that make?

I know this guy who worked for McDonalds back in the 80's as a high school job. He worked the register, so one day, he ripped a fart so loud, nearly everyone on the floor heard it.

His Instagram posts all make for great retorts when arguing on the internet. Just post one and end the debate right then and there!

He doesn’t work for the company when he recorded the video. So he can’t be representing it. The only person representing the company is the idiot who fired him. He can ask him all he wants, but has no authority to make him stop.

So, that boss guy, that’s more or less my job. I’ve termed a couple hundred people probably and the reasons vary wildly (some not interesting at all, some extremely fucking creepy, some pretty bullshit ones too.)

On a couple of those, I think there’s more than just an auditory surprise being delivered. 

“You’re on private property!” - ok well call the cops for trespassing then. Recording on private property isn’t a crime captain underpants.

Ok I’ll admit, I’m just fucking with you. I have no idea why that’s posted here, or there’s any joke at all.

Nope. I have zero interest in flying cars. Just the same as I have no interest in autonomous cars. #OldFuddyDuddy

The promise of this car at $35K, the average new car transaction price in the US, btw... was always going to be the equivalent of those loss-leader ad specials.

2nd gear

Imagine how much they’d lose if they designed and installed an actual interior.

Save money by building them outside of the tents.