80s Toyota red = 90s used Toyota pink.

I got a wet shine in Thailand once when I was in the merchant marines, took a whole week’s worth of penicillin to get rid of the rash*.

Faded paint? You mean the seller hosing it down right before taking the pictures didn’t fool you into thinking it was shiny?

Don’t expect tit to cool you down though.

Look up F150 Tremor... 3.5 EcoBoost regular cab, could be had with or with out a front diff

I like your thinking, but me being mr solo dolo, I’ll fart where I darn well please! hahaha

Maybe a few more jumping out of cars will help cut that down..

Newsflash! Vehicles designed for ridiculous off-roading are not great on the streets!

A SuperCrew non-Raptor 4x4 3.5 EcoBoost F-150 feels very fast.

Don’t need a V8, the 2.7L Ecoboost is all it needs. 325 hp / 400 ft-lbs in the F150 application.

Says something that there aren’t any photos from the bedroom. The view of the undercarriage from the bed must suck.

It’s art.  If you are confused, you know it’s working.

Poor Zonda, mounted like a fish on the wall.  What an ignoble fate.

Nor do we need them launching their cars unattended down public roads.

Exactly this. Many people have absolutely no concept of how speeds that might feel slow in a car are actually pretty darn fast in terms of human locomotion.

Idiocracy is real, unfortunately. 

Yeah, I’m more concerned about who may be harmed by an unoccupied car rolling down the street than I am about the dumb asses who somehow thought it was a good idea to step out of said car.

Population control. We don’t need the dumb asses anyway.

He should go after Bed Bath & Beyond.  I hate that store.