My father bought the latter, it’s still that way, just not quite as bad. That’s the Elkhart way of manufacturing.

That is so much better.

I love everything about the new F-150s.

And they are proud of those things, for some reason

Loans are for peasants, us rich folk lease that shit!

I’m a truck guy. I’ve always had a truck or “real” SUV since the 90's, (plus a regular car or motorcycle). I have no problem with owning trucks and using trucks. But you know they guy dropping 60 or 70 on a F150 isn’t buying it to be used as a truck. Spending that much because you got a big-ass diesel (the Cummins is…

How much you make, or how long of a loan you are willing to take out?

Birds?  I see four small omelettes.

The good news is, they won’t be there for long after hatching. They’ll die from tetanus pretty quickly

Fast forward a month...

My dad lived on a sailboat for a while (he lives in an RV now) and a duck started hanging out in the cockpit every morning waiting for breakfast and he named him Mortimer. Well, Mortimer laid eggs in the cockpit ruining sailing season for a month so my dad renamed her Mortimella.

Who am I kidding? I’ve been dragging ass on the J10 for years. This is just a good excuse to continue doing so.

It’s awful. Everything is overpriced. If you value retirement, live ANYWHERE ELSE - except SF.

This will never happen.

And I want a ribeye, medium rare done sous vide. The difference is that I’m having one tomorrow.

I thought their 15 minutes of fame were already up? 

Traditionally, Gawker usually pays a Hogan very well.

There’s a chicken coop somewhere in Harlem - so yeah, probably.

if he’s getting paid more I’m gonna quit. Tomorrow.

It was a joke. Plz don't kidnap me to New York plz.