Along with a pointlessly deep dashboard and ridiculous front overhang.

There were in fact a lot of other choices for small cars. Chevy had the Nova/Chevelle and Monza and Vega and Ford had the Maverick/Comet and Pinto. I can’t emember what Chrysler had and there was also AMC.

Funny tennis ball story. My buddy had a Mazda 3 hatchback. He used the tennis ball method which allowed him to back into the garage the proper distance each time. He had tied a bolt to the end of the string, then cut a small hole in the ball and fit it over the bolt. Everything worked great. Then one day he pulls in…

I had to do this for my wife. She never parked in a garage until she was 27

Holy shit......

But wait, there’s more!

What happened to me? I was once young and beautiful, too! Probably two-stroke, as well.

Nobody wants to hear about your premature ejaculation.

Don’t be silly. Dogs don’t steal. It must have been a cat trying to frame a dog for stealing.

I think I’ll stick the the Stinger:

On the other hand, my 2013 avalanche with 20,000 miles on it has a STEEL frame that looks like a Toyota Tacoma’s.

Labrador retrievers?

Maybe the Jag committed suicide due to the shame of wearing that garish offset stripe?

Sadly, so do I.

Ugh. Toyota’s marketing department needs a collective kick in the penii.

I tried counting Prii once, instead of sheep.

Ugh, I remember that ad campaign

My favorite infotainment system ever is in the lower right corner.

Yeah, I don’t really understand the need for complex infotainment systems nor car maker’s desire to haptic-fy everything.

This is surprising? Just look at how Chevy talked shit about Ford using aluminum in their trucks. And that’s only one of the more recent examples off the top of my head. GM has no self-awareness.