As someone who had a hand-me-down 1984 Audi 5000S as my first car, I think you’re spot on. I enjoyed that car, but I didn’t appreciate what I had in the same way as cars I’ve bought myself since then. I certainly didn’t love it like I love my current ‘95 Legacy wagon. And I would have benefitted from learning how to…

It is omg. Whyyy.

That picture is literally my worst nightmare.

Can’t help but read in Borat voice:

Tha faq? Only boomers bought their own first cars and somehow having to work for something is an antiquated idea?? Damn entitled Millennial...

-Regular Millennial

You think that’s bad? Half the kids in my high school were bought brand new cars by their parents, it was disgusting. Let’s not forget either all those families who simply don’t have a spare old car to give their kids. It costs money to keep it around rather than trading it in after all. I was able to drive my parents…

Yes, you’re thinking of Saparmurat Niyazov, who died in office in 2006. Berdimhumadow was Niyazov’s deputy and has been in charge since then. He seemed somewhat reasonable early on (by the very low standards of his predecessor), but has since proven to be nearly equally crazy, just in different ways.

Something with unpaid parking tickets attached to it. Kids need to learn to deal with unpleasant surprises

Well, it’s not Turkwomenistan...

Wow, this guy is a real life Borat.

He’s a dick, but dam! Kinda harsh no? Let’s just hold his feet to the heat until he gets blisters. Then have him drive something with 3 pedals and a heavy clutch back to wherever the hell he stays.

Preach. Also 27. Bought an 87 Honda Accord at 16. Good stuff.

fuckin’ millennials! /s

I have also bought all my cars with all my own money. In HS, the first was a baja’d-out beetle that was nearly impossible to drive but hilarious in every way.

All this is me at the moment except the friends part. Let me run through the parking lot at my high school. *all of these are not actual pictures of their cars, but same color

This.

To give him credit he isn’t as nuts as his predecessor who renamed cities and months after himself and encouraged the people to chew bones to help their teeth

On the plus side, Turkmenistan has the “Door to Hell”.

Berdymukhammedov is probably the only world leader to upstage Kim Jong-Un when it comes to being clinically insane. He’s more like a character in a 1980s action movie about an evil dictator trying to invade the US than an actual head of state.

So, once women have been banned from driving for a bit, and one hundred percent of accidents come at the hands of male drivers, will he ban them from driving, too?