Let’s not forget BMW’s achilles heel: Mileage

I’d rather live in the suburbs than be downtown with a $600 shitbox that gets keyed and dinged on a daily basis that you pretend to not care about because you’re drinking $9 brews at some douche bar called hoppy-town to try and forget the fact that your rent is $3000 a month and you’re just a number. yeah I’ll take…

What’s really surprising about the share price climb is that sales were down for the year.

I counter with:

This and I don’t even have kids. Why would I want to live in a 1 bedroom loft for $2000 a month when I can have everything outlined in the suburbs and a chipotle 2 min away for half the price on a mortgage. Although I hate crossovers, I want a wagon thank you very much!

Just what the average American needs for his/her solo commute and occasional trip to Home Depot for 10 bags of mulch (which will fit in the back of a Civic hatchback).

Enjoy your density, TheDriveress. I’m going to watch my kids play in my nice big yard behind my 2,000 sqft house with low taxes in a safe neighborhood before I back the car out of the 2 car garage and take them to their A rated school on well maintained streets.

2nd Gear - Counterpoint: Why do we all have to drive two box cars with terrible storage layouts? Why can’t I travel with my kids, wife AND dog all in the same car, at the same time? And why can’t I live in the suburbs, where I have a nice warm 2 car garage to park my cars in, without having to alternate sides of the…

In their defense, they need the cargo capacity and heavy duty chassis to handle all of the dropped Pepperidge farm goldfish. That shit gets heavy.

Reverse: This Is Sad

Which I will then drive year round on bald all-seasons and only ever carry one child in!

This suburban dissing is trite and old. Plenty of interesting people in the suburbs.

Neutral: “BECAUSE MY SUV NEEDS TO BE SAFE WITH A LIFT AND AWD FOR THE ONE SNOWFALL WE GET A YEAR AND IT ALSO NEEDS TO HAVE THE MAX 115651.5 CUBIC INCHES OF STORAGE IN CASE WE NEED TO MOVE FRIENDS WHILE ALSO HAVING SEATING FOR 9!!!!!!”

Can’t do the water sign, since it get’s cold enough to freeze. I actually emailed the city planner a youtube video, and the response was that they looked into it, but it wasn’t feasible because it’s below freezing a lot there.

Can confirm. People don’t read signs. That’s the genius of the Australian water stop sign from earlier in the thread. Sure, they’ll probably piss their pants when it appears, but I bet people stop.

I hate it when dealers do that. I feel like they should know better

Will never not be.

Don’t these rental truck companies get your driver’s license info? What good is running away unless it’s stolen?

Driving a commercial truck, similar to the one in the video but 13'-6" tall, this is my biggest fear. Being “that guy” on the news that hits a bridge.