“I am not taking anymore pictures” bwuahahaha

This one summarizes 50% of all craigslist postings:

Yeah the clean up thing irritates me too and applies to any used item someone is selling. Is it really too much trouble to spend 2 minutes to wipe off some dust and maybe even sell quicker and increase the odds of getting your asking price?

You’re setting the bar way too high. I don’t care about niceness in ads, just a tiny modicum of honesty.

One of my biggest car ad pet peeves is when the seller doesn’t bother to take any interior pics. Not that I need any for this particular car...

well yeah, because he just put new breaks, tyres, and a cutsom manuel shift knob on it.

or “just needs ____” some sort of $5 part and 15 minutes to install

i like this line too.

If you want to see anything that’s not in the pictures YOU Will HAVE TO COME SEE YOURSELF I am not taking anymore pictures

I wonder if most people know that they have a pile of shit that’s worthless?

...except for all the ads for cars where “the AC just needs recharged”

You can find rare Cameros there too!

Ah, craigslist, where people don’t understand that if you want a stranger to give you money, niceness helps.

Another clear sign to avoid a Craigslist deal.

And transmissions by Manuel.

Ah, Craigslist...the home of cars with “New breaks!” And “Duel exhaust”.

$4500 no less so don’t ask because I will not respond to anything less.

When an ad has “knows what they have” it is skipped. Plain and simple.

PREACH! ‘95 Taurus bought used in 2000 from a dealership, 75K. Week 1: headgasket 1. Week 3-4: headgasket 2. Month 2: headgasket 3. Would ***NOT*** stay cool.

yep I owned a 99 Taurus Wagon. Things would just break for no rhyme of reason on it.