That’s what Elon would rather everyone did. He’s even openly admitted that admitted that the Model S is a better car and that people should buy it instead.

to wholesale dismiss something as “pointless” or “stupid”

Saab 9-2X Aero owners are absolutely nuts. They treat their cars like they are valuable collectible classics and try to sell them for WAY more than they are actually worth. I saw a blue Saab 9-2X with 150,000 miles and they wanted $12,500 for the thing. It’s worth about $8,000 on a good day. I also looked at a guys…

$79,500? Wow, that’s ballsy for the seller to ask for that much. If I actually wanted one of these, which I don’t, I’d rather just wait my turn in line instead of paying way too much for a car that has not even proven itself yet. I’d be willing to bet you that the early model 3s will be far more problematic than the…

You’re not getting your Jalop card confiscated. Jalops who buy CUVs are the ones who get their card confiscated.

Funny thing is I never actually drove the Accord. I was going to but I stumbled upon the Mazda and it was $2,500 cheaper, had 3,000 less miles on it, and was slightly better equipped than the Accord so I bought it instead. (remember that in 2015 there was no special edition Accord Sport with leather) I bought mine…

It WAS for sending dick pics. Then people started using it for other dumb reasons.

SnapChat is pretty stupid too. I seriously do not understand people’s obsession with it.

I didn’t even know you could do that.

You must really love silver hatchbacks.

That does look exceptionally nice for a Versa.

I almost bought a 2015 Accord Sport 6MT. It’s a great car. I ended up buying your cars closest competitor, a 2015 Mazda 6 Sport 6MT.

This is my 2015 Mazda 6 Sport 6MT. It’s not fast, it’s not fancy, and it’s not really all that special. What it is though is absolutely everything I ask for in a daily driver. It’s fuel efficient, my lanky 6'5" ass fits in it comfortably, it’s fun to drive even at slow road legal speeds, and it’s dead reliable.

Twitter and Instagram are both dumb. I deleted my Twitter back in 2014 and not once have I ever wanted it back.

Gotta love old school South Park.

I find peppermint schnapps to be an ideal alternative to that.

Mint Toothpaste Diarrhea Metallic.

I know nobody is forcing me to upgrade and I never claimed technology lasted forever nor did I complain about degrading batteries. I’m just saying that I dislike the way phone carriers are doing things nowadays.

That’s because new phones are prohibitively expensive to buy outright and many people including myself hate the new phone plans where you make payments on the phone every month. Sure, you can upgrade your phone after 12 months of payments, but then you never ever stop making payments on a phone. I miss the old 2 year…

Yay capitalism!