Usually if something is getting the crap smacked out of it in Boston, it lives in Southie and is a woman, gay, or black.

This man has 9 home runs in May with 10 games remaining.

Pictured: The first Gaffney, South Carolina resident to ever graduate grade 6. And his Younger sister Geraldine.

Police have released a photo of the suspected driver.

The only place I like to see Curry throw down some 3's is on my Bangkok Palace menu under Coconut Chicken. 4 is just waaay too fucking hot.

Nice to see it's not only Mark McGwire getting caught with his pants down in Missouri.

[ Is beaned by fastball]

Email is so impersonal. A letter demonstrates your interest and is a nice touch at that.

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

"I don't know where you think you are, little girl, but we don't keep shit like that here as a keepsake. We put it in a casserole dish with cream of mushroom soup, Velveeta, and tater tots, then pop it an oven for an hour or so."

"Don't touch me asshole. I can park wherever I want, I have a fucking permit."

It doesn't look like this guy submitted the proper handicap.

And here I was thinking that there would be no one driving while impaired once John Daly dropped out of the tournament.

Fuck Insta-literature. When I sit down with a hastily prepared diarrhea igniter, what I really want to read on my bag is the Rubaiyat.

To be fair, the NBA needs assholes like Sterling and Johnson. Without them, it would just be a league full of disproportionately large penises.

Finally America will get to see what rampant displays of homoeroticism look like OFF the field.

This isn't the first time I've seen something like this attempted. When I was about 10 years old, we had a player on my baseball team who wore his mitt on his foot. Obviously we didn't use him that often, in fact only when we were up or down by a large margin, or if people came to the game specifically to see him. It…

"It's the first 193 that really get to you."
-Kathy Griffin

"We tried the B line."
-Station Nightclub Concert-goers.

Yeah, trying to say this is a world record is kind of Grace Ping at straws.