After making his first save of the game, the Portuguese goaltender pantomimed eating salted cod, and paving many, many roads.

Tracy Chapman looks weird in that hat.

"Very unlike a Serb to concede anything...BOOYA!"

"Finally. This is great.......................................................ummm.................................raspberries."

Hilton-Salomon is still the most watched American Snatch in history.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN C/O Deadspin:

Still better than a ball from Josh Hamilton.

Looks just like Tony La Russa's retirement present from his players.

Totally agree. My buddy put me on to Colombian TV in high school. EVERYTHING sounds better on Colombian TV. Is 'Colombian TV' still slang for coke?

Vladimir Konstantinov's penis just moved.

Then Bruce Bochy stopped by and wished them good luck, saying: "Marriage is a sacred bond, shared between two human beings, of whom destiny saw fit to unite in eternal love. Don't Tim Lincecum this."

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.
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But I bet this response revolves around Marcel Dionne being underused on the PP

If I have to choose between LeBron James and say, Kevin Durant? The choice is plainly obvious. It's Greg Fuckin' Ostertag.

"Who do we play after we beat the Yankees"?
-'Dedicated and life-long' Los Angeles Hockey Fan

How long did it take Tom ley to "I'm gonna sit this one out you guys, I've got a splinter"?

If you're going to get 'All Burneko' here you need to dress your uppity in a bit more smarm. Add some self-loathing in there as well.

"If the Mets enjoy consuming plates of steaming, Calcutta sewage refuse - are they in for a treat!"
-Cincinnati Clubhouse Catering Manager.