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Jun 26 2014
10

After making his first save of the game, the Portuguese goaltender pantomimed eating salted cod, and paving many, many roads.

Jun 25 2014
3

"Finally. This is great.......................................................ummm.................................raspberries." Read more

Jun 20 2014
73

Looks just like Tony La Russa's retirement present from his players.

Jun 20 2014
5

Totally agree. My buddy put me on to Colombian TV in high school. EVERYTHING sounds better on Colombian TV. Is 'Colombian TV' still slang for coke?

Jun 9 2014
1

Then Bruce Bochy stopped by and wished them good luck, saying: "Marriage is a sacred bond, shared between two human beings, of whom destiny saw fit to unite in eternal love. Don't Tim Lincecum this."

Jun 9 2014
1

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.
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Jun 9 2014
1

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.
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Jun 9 2014
1

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.
ACE!

Jun 4 2014
2

tl;dr
But I bet this response revolves around Marcel Dionne being underused on the PP

Jun 4 2014
3

If I have to choose between LeBron James and say, Kevin Durant? The choice is plainly obvious. It's Greg Fuckin' Ostertag.

Jun 4 2014
8

"Who do we play after we beat the Yankees"?
-'Dedicated and life-long' Los Angeles Hockey Fan

Jun 4 2014
6

How long did it take Tom ley to "I'm gonna sit this one out you guys, I've got a splinter"?

Jun 2 2014
5

If you're going to get 'All Burneko' here you need to dress your uppity in a bit more smarm. Add some self-loathing in there as well.

Jun 2 2014
10

"If the Mets enjoy consuming plates of steaming, Calcutta sewage refuse - are they in for a treat!"
-Cincinnati Clubhouse Catering Manager.