Then Bruce Bochy stopped by and wished them good luck, saying: "Marriage is a sacred bond, shared between two human beings, of whom destiny saw fit to unite in eternal love. Don't Tim Lincecum this."

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.

One infamous double fault that was overlooked by the author was that one time at a post-Wimbledon soiree, Boris Becker got so shit-faced on Absolut, that he tried to wheel a three-way with Martina Navaratilova and Conchita Martinez. Needless to say, no one was serving love that evening.
ACE!

no, you don't.

So status quo basically. Don't worry champ, you'll eventually be good at something.

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But I bet this response revolves around Marcel Dionne being underused on the PP

If I have to choose between LeBron James and say, Kevin Durant? The choice is plainly obvious. It's Greg Fuckin' Ostertag.

"Who do we play after we beat the Yankees"?
-'Dedicated and life-long' Los Angeles Hockey Fan

How long did it take Tom Ley to 'sit this one out with a splinter, you guys.'

How long did it take Tom ley to "I'm gonna sit this one out you guys, I've got a splinter"?

How long did it take Tom Ley to "I'm gonna sit this one out, I've got a splinter?"

If you're going to get 'All Burneko' here you need to dress your uppity in a bit more smarm. Add some self-loathing in there as well.

"If the Mets enjoy consuming plates of steaming, Calcutta sewage refuse - are they in for a treat!"
-Cincinnati Clubhouse Catering Manager.

Keane should have known that the game was played in the afternoon, because at night, Chicago turns into the setting of Omega Man.

If Skittles hopes to retain any sort of respectability, they would be wise to distance themselves from Darren Rovell. If they really want to secure relevant branding and image progression, they should align themselves with the good people at Zimmerman-Martin And Associates PR Agency.

I was hesitant to read this, as the last article that was about the Thunder, ended with a man who ate his own sperm. Thankfully there was no reference to that, and this was a good article even though it was about soccer.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want that little tidbit to get out.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

The world is looking at you Pyongyang! Not for the Olympics though. Completely different reasons.