tl;dr
Did Barry Trotz get blasted out of a cannon placed directly in front of a brick wall?

Actually, it's more of a den of obtuseness.

Each student is provided with nourishing meal according to his or her health and dietary custom amid the attention of the state.
So, rice and grass I guess.

"Twins Piss?, yes PLEASE!"
-Robert Sylvester Kelly

Don't you sometimes wish that Albert would stick to what he knows: Fetid Guacamole recipes?

Stick to guacamole recipes, Franken.

This is kind of like the Carmelo Anthony Soundboard. Except when you click on it, it just screams 'SHOOT!!!'

Usually if something is getting the crap smacked out of it in Boston, it lives in Southie and is a woman, gay, or black.

Pictured: The first Gaffney, South Carolina resident to ever graduate grade 6. And his Younger sister Geraldine.

The only place I like to see Curry throw down some 3's is on my Bangkok Palace menu under Coconut Chicken. 4 is just waaay too fucking hot.

Nice to see it's not only Mark McGwire getting caught with his pants down in Missouri.

[ Is beaned by fastball]

Email is so impersonal. A letter demonstrates your interest and is a nice touch at that.

"Don't touch me asshole. I can park wherever I want, I have a fucking permit."

Fuck Insta-literature. When I sit down with a hastily prepared diarrhea igniter, what I really want to read on my bag is the Rubaiyat.

To be fair, the NBA needs assholes like Sterling and Johnson. Without them, it would just be a league full of disproportionately large penises.

Finally America will get to see what rampant displays of homoeroticism look like OFF the field.

This isn't the first time I've seen something like this attempted. When I was about 10 years old, we had a player on my baseball team who wore his mitt on his foot. Obviously we didn't use him that often, in fact only when we were up or down by a large margin, or if people came to the game specifically to see him. It…

"It's the first 193 that really get to you."
-Kathy Griffin

"We tried the B line."
-Station Nightclub Concert-goers.

"My Favorite Little B line."
- Y Axis