Waffle House field really has a nice ring to it.

God Willing, Brad Marchand gets hit by the bus chauffeuring the Canadiens to the rink. Then, that bus careens into a gas station and emerges unscathed, leaving quite a mess but minimal damage. All of the sudden Sully, the driver, has a seizure and the bus plows through some fences and what not and ends up at the…

The look says it all. The vacant stare, the hopelessness etched onto a worn and exhausted face. One foot on a ledge, and another firmly entrenched in the gaping relief of the abyss below. He'll most likely never forget, no matter how hard he tries. But one thing is for certain: This is unmistakeably the face of…

Replace the phone with a package of Mentos and we're good here.

totally.

There are a lot of Jays fans in WNY, making the trip down the QEW quite regularly. That being said, there is a large ass-hat population in and around Buffalo that insist on supporting the Yankees.

I do not know of one Knicks or Lakers fan in my group of friends and acquaintances. Small sample size yes, but it seems bizarre.

You say "Fighting still exists" as if you expect it not to?

As a resident of Western New York, I am pleased to discover that I cheer for the Knicks and Lakers. This whole time I thought my friends and I were cheering for the Raptors, but it appears I have been sorely mistaken. Thank you for clearing this up 'The Upshot'.

If George Steinbrenner were around to see this, he would probably say: "Fuck this guy, he's a fucking fuck."

Any team that employs someone whose Uncle is Gary Suter, can burn.

Not shown in the photo was the disclaimer on the packaging.

Wisconsin Residents: Please do not attempt to consume Ping-Pong ball. Please do not deep fry, slather in cheese or wrap in cellulose casing. You cannot eat this.

I guess this beats the usual, drab podium presentations that traditionally follow a sanctioned, 90 minute diving competition.

Good thing the dome was closed yesterday, as the high winds undoubtedly would have blown the dust clean off that 101 year old Kitty.

"And according to our research, the best candidate is...FRANCE??? Oh for fuck sakes."

If they hurry, they can still catch Vinny Testaverde. He's just up ahead, driving that bus.

And then both teams died due to radiation sickness.

Game. Set. Matches.

Pablo Sandoval is also on the DL after tearing his esophagus trying to eat the Bermuda Triangle.

$100? Wow. C.J. Spiller's stock has really dropped.