And then both teams died due to radiation sickness.

Game. Set. Matches.

EXCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!! Mr. fucking Jernalist

Is Blackhawks racist? I thought we decided to go with "no" on that one.

I don't think you needed the word 'hilarious' in the lede.

I'm pretty sure the Nets' marketing strategy involved telling Brooklyn that they're a kickball team.

Brooklyn plans on unveiling an ad campaign to rival Toronto's, entitled: We, the indifferent. #Deron Williamsburg

Sigh. I am full of Beatles albums and Chelsea Jerseys: A Liverpool Closet's lament.

Whatever the case may be, Marchand is a trolling little bitch on the level of guys like Lapierre, Burrows, Carcillo, Ott, etc.

This is my fondest memory of any Bruins player.

Meh, he's still a pest and deserves the joke. And I'm a total Bruins homer.

Bravo sir!

After missing the net, Marchand chirped at it and waited for Chara to come in and shove it into the boards.

If the net had it's head down waiting for a pass, or it's back to the play, Marchand wouldn't have missed it at all.

18. To avoid awkward glances or uncomfortable glares, use lye and turpentine to dissolve the acrid odor of Buffalo off of the body*. Dispose of epidermal renderings into nearby Lake Erie.
*This will not alleviate the appearance of stink lines.

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This is the major league sports equivalent of giving my mom an iPad.

To truly identify with sorrow this child should consider being a Leafs fan. Actually this child is a resident of Ohio, I'm surprised he has any tears left to cry.

Start the reactor...Free Mars.

Yet, the New York Andrea Bargnani Shits All Over The Court While Falling Sideways remains strangely unclaimed.