This isn't really a big deal. It's just a common Russian practical joke they play on all Ukrainians.

Until Milwaukee residents found out they couldn't slather it in sauerkraut, onions, mayonaise , and 8 lbs of melted Kraft singles.

What are the odds of there being at least 9.2 Quintillions at Grambling?

"Back and forth, and baaaaack and forth and stop and start and back and forth. Whistle, whistle, stop, start, whistle, Jesus fucking Christ -OH! another whistle. Pass it to the black guy! And stop and back."

-My Dad's basketball analytics.

Fast Tempo's only endanger the people who drive them.

You try spinning yourself in circles for 4 hours. See how coherant and in control of your faculties you are then.

Dwight Howard is so vain. The fans weren't referring to him, they were referring to Moe Howard, and his spurning of Hollywood to work in New York City. But they still got it wrong, as it was Shemp who fucking sucked.

Sorry guys, I left my computer open and my dad hopped on and wrote that.

"Gopher it you fool!"

Kenworthy then went on to post a record time in the Tapeworm, Ringworm and Rabies events.

Examples like this serve to remind us that the Dutch are indeed a veritable powerhouse in the world of Peedskating.

My favourite part of the NBC coverage thus far in these Olympics was watching Tara Lipinski win Gold, and watching the East German team absolutely dominate in Bobsled.

First they came for the Olympics, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not an Olympian.

And much like the cold war era USAF, Lebron employs a Flail-safe defensive strategy.

Zimmerman better be careful. DMX is going to be one ornery dog after he's had his nuts lopped off.

No 7-layer necrotic rot, no Spinach/Artichoke monstrosity and no onion dip. What little faith in humanity I had left has now been restored, somewhat. All we need is for rancid Guacemole to die a slow, torturous death and Al-Qaeda has lost.

7-layer taco dip is an affront to actual dip.

I suspect sour grapes from people who support BIG CRAB. That's the only reason I could see this Guy Fieri- abortion beating good, honest 7 layer dip.

Having to choose between Guacemole and Spinach/Artichoke is like trying to decide which uncle I'd like to molest me. And for the record, it's Uncle Jake.