Right, I mean where's Skoal?

You know who likes Skyline Chili? Like, heaping piles of it?
Tom fuckin Ley.
I know, what a dip.

Which dip is better?

NCAA edition: University of Missouri

The union of course is banking on the fact that the football players will have absolutely no recollection of joining the union.

Dat shit Creigh!

It's refreshing to see someone from Green Bay dunking something other than Kielbassa loaf in a vat of congealed cheese curds.

To be fair, the majority of people in Cleveland and Bufflao are rooting for 'SF' as they believe it means 'Send Foodstamps'.

I thought I had been to Cooperstown once. Turns out I just got really drunk at my neigbor Gary's house who happens to horde yankees shit.

Shortly after this picture was taken, the inhabitants of the Michigan lowland emerged form their shelters and caves gathering around Caldwell. Slightly afraid, curious and intrigued by the strange and warming glow emanating from the tips of the strange blue sticks. Like children drawn to a puppy, the inhabitants…

This is like looking down the beckoning gullet of Lucifer himself.
Who happens to be Marge Schott.

I don't know what Cleveland's problem is. It only takes me about 5-10 minutes to solidify a Brown.

Next your going to tell us not to eat soup with a spork. Where does it end?

Same goes for Skyline Chili.