Trust black women!

I feed my cat right before I go to bed and he sleeps way later than I do. Which is a separate kind of problem because it’s very hard to get up for work on time when he’s being very cuddly.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

This pic makes Kylie look like the inspiration for the female puberty monster.

Actually it started when AOC’s chief of staff called a bunch of fellow Democrats racists for voting for the bill to fund the detention centers.

Free Chris Paul

The only reason this exists is to squash the hardware vulnerability that lets people hack the shit out of it.

Area 51 is COVERED with these signs that don’t screw around and basically say WE WILL SHOOT YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CORPSE FOR THE COYOTES.

Also, a wall by itself is fucking useless. A 50 foot wall only needs a 51 foot ladder to conquer. The genius of a wall is it give you a tactical high ground to assail your enemy from (take note, idiots who think building a wall across the entire Mexican border is a good idea). If you build your moat between your…

The moat-and-wall thing was settled hundreds of years ago. It goes in front for a good reason.

So let’s say the roughly half a million people who signed up to storm Area 51 actually show up and go through with it. Will the US blow them all up to protect our alien secrets?

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

that is one ugly fucking hat. also, “they are confident after speaking with their team that they will win.”  i just finished rewatching “parks & rec” so all i can picture is her legal team with their hands out a la mona lisa saperstein whining, “money, please!”

This is one of my favorite insults:

I love the irony of a Camo preventing you to be “seen” as a bug. XD

Doesn’t “vagina” also describe the female genitalia as an entity its own right?

If it’s not allowed on Twitter then pretty much the whole of Australia will be banned. We tend to use it here in the same way the rest of the world uses the word ‘bitch’.

The weird thing is how easy the US makes it look. We put feet on the moon with minimal computing power and now horribly antiquated technology. The fact that countries with very capable engineers and the power of the internet and ridiculously good computers can’t succeed reliably, is a testament both to the skill of…

I get it, smoking is bad, quit myself years ago, but this is a bit ridiculous, I mean you’re chainsaw-ing people to death in this game and blasting them with guns. Devs are free to do what they want but I can’t help but find it a bit ludicrous.