bad take 

What place did Ben Simons get?

Now THIS is why i come to the comment section on Gizmodo. Give me more of THESE nuts 

I’ve been using Clorox wipes since my first iphone.  Never had a problem 

I remember when I was a kid in Seattle my dad told me the MLB all-star game voting was a joke. Turns out his Microsoft friends were writing programs to vote for Mariners players 24/7  

No feel good story is safe from unrelated political opinions in 2019

Great story

lolololololol

When i was living in china a (chinese) acquaintance mentioned to my german friend he was sorry that hitler didn’t win. Not in a racist way, but the way you would sympathize with a sports fan after a loss. They just don’t get it man...  

Why is the accountant from Parks & Rec in the title photo

There’s a professional soccer team out of Switzerland called the Young Boys with the same exact colors, scarf style, etc. and i went the entire article thinking Manchester United just played a bunch of ass holes yesterday

Im not the biggest fan of Mourinho but he’s done a great job with Rashford and Lingard no?

Why tho

Horrible f—-ing article

Holy mother of mary. Are those children arm wrestling the authors at deadspin i’ve been assuming are authoritative in SPORTS all these years  

BLM, Leftists, etc.

They made me pull out my Nintendo Switch last weekend in three airports

Racist is the wrong word to describe what you’re talking about. Don’t just throw that word for a few gold stars.

Step 1.) Arrive at rural/suburban bestbuy or target

I’m imaging you angrily scrolling through Jezebel day and night, attempting to find any article where you can copy and paste this in the comments section