Ol’ Day-Drinkin’ Ronnie Jackson also said that Trump could easily live to be 200 years old and may possibly be immortal.
(I added the “immortal” thing but I seem to remember Jackson saying 150 years.)

Meanwhile, his small dollar donors are busy maxing out the Discover card and cutting back on non-essentials like groceries and healthcare to help him “save democracy”.

Your question assumes that he actually pays his lawyers.

New Hampshire Federation of Republican Women—a sold-out event in a different part of the state headlined by Trump himself.

I don’t know if Goldblum could pull off Kansas dirt farmer convincingly.

Showtime/Paramount+

With a young Jewel Staite (in a recurring role) and a smokin’ hot Barbara Alyn Woods

In the words of the immortal Don Lockwood: “Dignity. Always dignity.”

Perhaps the Skrulls just got fed up with people in charge telling them things like “A home planet for you is something we’re looking at very strongly. We’ve got the best people working on it. We should have something for you in two weeks. We think you’re going to be pleased what we’re coming up with.”

No HBO?? Then where will Zaslav unveil his upcoming slate of baking, dating and rennovation shows that comics fans so dearly love?

“Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.” - Franz Liebkind

Either that or it was something that was generated by their room full of an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters and the proofreader just missed it.

Question: Can said glove be filled with hex nuts?

I’ve got the perfect title for the pay-per-view event: The Big Beat-Off.

“Oh no. Stepdad is missing. Where’s a copy of his will?”

To me, that quote translates to: “Hey! Shit happens. That’s what liability waivers are for.”

This whole scenario would make a particularly ridiculous episode of a bad sitcom.

Two men enter....that is all.

With these two, it would be Louie Ghomert and Steve Bannon watching.

That will happen when MTG accuses Bobo of flirting with her current boyfriend/fiancé.