Yeah, but when has that ever stopped Sony? Just release it two or three times. It’ll find its audience.

I fully expect Zaslav to soon have his people look into developing feature length, theatrical release projects like All The Fixin’s: Celebrity Kitchen Rennovations and Bake-Off. Lower production costs and led times, cheap D-level celebs hungry for attention=PROFIT!

Channels....plural.

At five paces.

And Musk claiming that he’d totally hand Zuckerberg’s ass to him...if he wasn’t so busy...and has a “thing” to do that requires his complete attention.

I’m seriously starting to suspect that the script to our current reality is being written by buggy AI.

And their new programming will now consist completely of old educational films that are in the public domain to save costs.

She’s got the best people working on it. We should see something in two weeks. She thinks we’ll really like what they’re coming up with.

A Natu Natu style dance sequence might actually make it watchable

Easy access to large quantities of cocaine?

The Think sounds like the name of a Tick villian.

Have brunch?

I’ve seen a lot of movies in my time and this definitely looks like it might be one.

Nah. Zaslav will have the scene excised from all existing copies to save having to pay anything.

Everyone knows that having a huge wang is a requirement to be the leader of the free world. It’s in the Constitution.

I fully expect Casey DeSantis to remark on how massively endowed her husband is sometime soon.

I’m guessing that’s exactly what he was counting on.

The most spectacular dine-and-dash in history! No one has ever seen anything like it!

Met him in 1974 during their first US tour. Can confirm he was even back then.

Unless you call 40% critics and 7% audience on Rottentomatoes “mixed”