The fact that they even sell Lagavulin in the town of a “competitor” distillery over four hours away leads me to believe the only competitiveness in these companies lies in us, the consumer.

I love Lagavulin. I was fortunate enough to get a bottle of the 16 year for Christmas and I’ve been savoring it. So good.
There’s no way I’d risk a drop of mine on a cocktail like this but I’d love to have a bartender somewhere recommend it to me. I admit to being intrigued.

It goes the other way in professional environments. If you use too many exclamation marks, and are too wordy, you’ll be immediately identified as a simpering, unconfident dicksneeze. I can’t stand getting emails with the subject being: ‘Hey! Can we get together to discuss next steps? Thank you!!! :D’

That’s a nice thought, but no. Trump’s narcissistic personality disorder has already rationalized this incident away (they were saying “Lock HER up” obviously).

She found a cheap K-Mart hair extension in the back seat of his car?

Will our autonomous cars be 100% perfect and never have an accident? No.

I died of dysentery.

People making even a slight deal about Tifas breasts is pissing me off. To me they are still huge AND she is wearing a sports bra which means they are even bigger! She looks fantastic and all the shit heads are complaining about her breast size. 

Yes. Thank god somebody said it. I was in Iraq in ‘08, and kitting up went some thing like this:

PL: Since you’re Signal, you’re gonna carry the radio pack.
Me: Uh, Sir, I’m a SAW gunner...
PL: And?
Me: Well, since since the CSM has a hard-on for over-preparation, on top of a 30+ pound weapon, 2 spare barrels, 4 MREs, 4…

Maybe try celebrating that something from your culture is now readily available when you travel and get off the white girl bs?

“Free Speech.... No! Not that speech!”

I... would disagree. I think most people aren’t using Pro. That said, happy to write a separate guide for those that are. :)

literally unplayable

Naked, drunk, high, Florida man

BTW whoever has the name “ChakaKhanWhenTheWallsFell” and starred me, I love you forever.

“hacked”

Five is right out.

Good old Rita Moreno, always around to talk some sense.

The stages of Trump Scandals must be observed!