Who wants to hear some rumors?

Jalopnik Mass Ejaculuation in T-Minus 10 minutes. AMC Rebel Fleet is inbound in 5 Parsecs.

For clickbait purposes, the jewel taker is not only a thief but also a violent murderer slash cute fuzzy kitten.

Which means it would be only the 10th most expensive diamond in Monaco's sewers.

Hahaha. There's also a scene where a Jaguar XK completes a three hour drive from Monaco to Lake Como — just as laughable, considering that it's implied the journey is done without any oil leaks, fires, etc.

HERE'S HOW I ATE A SUB SANDWICH ON A SUBMERSIBLE

Why is it called a sub sandwich? There's our first article.

Assembly Line Worker, Lada circa 1986

Dude, you already know a Vantage is the answer to that question.

Yeah, it's a more practical C7. Maybe I'll buy one to replace the 360?

On tonight's program; I make a chair, Richard points at a thing and Doug safely and uneventfully drives a van.

$1500? Say, that's my budget for my second vehicle.

CTRL+F: Find "Ferrari".

To get to that low weight they had to switch to FWD and a rotary engine.

I think that's a great idea.

Can we kidnap Ralph Gilles and force him to build a Town&Country Hellcat? We can hoon it around a track and he will forgive us.

Cue all the "OMG IT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE ___" because vacuous dipshit comments get stars.

You rang?

If you watched this video, and have ears, but still wanted to comment on the climate control panel, you have problems.

GUISE

Nissan GTR balboni edition... wait.