If you put it on you don't dare ever take it off again.

I still think that the serpent actually represents the maintenance costs of an old Alfa eating its owner alive.

That's the logo I'm looking for on Alfas.

This would be me.

It's the fist shake that makes this perfect.

God I want a hybrid Wankel RX-7. Seriously imagine NA 13B that can rev to the moon but has a solid low to mid range.

Here is the real question:

So Eau Rouge is the hill, right? Err'body knows that.

Torch, I am very much looking forward to your expose on fender mounted fiber optic light monitors.

Welcome to Jalopnik, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Plot twist, it was Leno wearing a wig.

Last time I checked it wasn't Monterey Bike Week, hippie.

They forgot to tell you it was for a Ferris Bueller's Day Off remake

Came here for Derelicte reference. Leaving satisfied, capitane.

Random chance.

The 360's time is near.

1 Series M. Ain't that the truth.

Really, though, the world needs more Nogaro Blue V8 S4 Avants — am I right, Perkins?!

Cool story, bro.

Quick Story: I was in Union Square in Manhattan and I saw a real F40 drive by at night, I nearly fell over due to shock.