Some of the most misogynistic men I’ve ever met have been gay men. I am a lesbian, and I’ve heard it all.

*please come in plus sizes please come in plus sizes*

Maya Rudolph is my everything.

Allison Janney came to win.

When did Trump’s wife and Trump’s breeder attend a Sicilian funeral?

Please do not do this. Ugh.

“...and thus, after slaughtering every last kitten in sight, I learned to value life.”

Maggie is a lot smarter than Dump. Must be her alien DNA.

Everyone can pee standing up. The difference lies in how wet your socks are at the end.

unless it’s three aging drag queens and their senile drag mother moving into Miami’s new LGBT senior housing; hilarity ensues as they attempt to reboot their careers as the Golden Gals.

I absolutely hate that argument because when you apply it to anything else, it reveals how absurd it is. Just because something could be obtained/done illegally doesn’t mean we shouldn’t bother taking action against them.

Here is the poem in its entirety. Thousands have failed to decipher it, but perhaps you will be one to finally figure it out:

Is Kevin James on his way to the gym?

mike. have you seen how to be single? it is very fun and cute and she’s adorable.

“I can clone myself!”

Oh my God, there was a hamster in the purse, wasn’t there.

But also her chances of developing super powers.