For a second, I didn’t realise you were talking about cramps and thought you were pregnant. I was like, “The whiskey cocktail was a bold choice.”

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

That is an overproduced, over autotuned MESS! Exactly no one will forget the plaintive simple beauty of Audrey Hepburn and her guitar...

What do you mean by “gun control”? We have gun control already. Recommendations?

There you go.

I’m guessing my current method of hanging 3 dresses inside of each other on one hanger, to avoid having to think about where I can buy more hangers, does NOT promote a positive feeling of well-being?

Whenever I get rid of something that doesn’t bring me joy, I end up needing it sometime in the next 6 months. EXPLAIN THAT MARIE.

I’d eat a full-size Jesus made of dark chocolate.

Mmmm. Chocolate God.

LOL this thread from last night...

I miss LaComtessa, (I think) - always very smart writing. There’s more ... can’t think of their names right now.

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.

I know this is late, but I miss Mindymoo and LibraryAnneagain.

If this is a double comment my apologies. I think we should start an “in memorium” like the Oscars. I’ll start with Cheerful Exgirlfriend who was my own personal Jesus/Oprah.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

If, I hate high-vamped shoes. These look like white tacos for the feet.

Sears, which is now a deserted parody of a Soviet-era store, used to offer similar lifetime guarantees on Craftsman tools. I went in with a broken tape measure that I’d bought more than 30 years previously and sheepishly asked whether the guarantee applied. The worker just directed me to a wall of tape measures and…

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