Believe it or not, she is a prodigy and had a good job working as an editor and writer at 17 when she started at Rookie, so I guess we should ALL die.

Leave Hazel alone! She’s a teen!

I AM SO OLD AND SO USELESS

I was on tumblr yelling at white people.

He hadn’t been born yet.

Maybe Bobby is eternal and doesn’t age, and he doesn’t want us to know about his magical Dorian Grey lifestyle. IDK - I’ve had a lot of caffeine.

Seconding Milihelen!

I’m looking forward to when Jezebel turns thirteen and wants nothing to do with us for the following five to seven years. And also when Jezebel gets blackout drunk on its sixteenth birthday and eggs Breitbart’s house.

What about Kat? Kat Kaling. It has a ring.

*Nelson laugh* Ha ha.

“now” - pppfffffttttt

I don’t know, it is not like she lives in a bubble.

Aren’t you in Canada? Once the legal market starts up you’ll get the chance to buy!

Basically, some of the vapes on the market actually heat plant material, others heat cartridges of hash oil. The sonic screwdriver-looking ones tend to be the former since you need a larger heating element and chamber for actually heating up weed. The “pens” are much smaller and less weird-looking, since they’re…

Die Moist

Care to share this horny strain? My libido is MIA.

*bounces as if waiting to jump in*

Stunna solidarity, uncensored.

Reading this take in a Jezebel comment section is the digital manifestation of the concept of obviousness