God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen.

You: “Don’t perpetuate bullshit stereotypes about lesbians! Anyway everyone knows bi women are the WORST because *bullshit stereotype regarding bi women*!”

I hope you intended that as a joke because it gave me a good laugh.

Melodrama by Lorde.

She just realized he was smiling at Ivanka, who was standing behind her.

I propose everyone stop blathering about Harry’s romantic life and focus on the most important and inspiring members of the royal family: the corgis.

Damn it, I was hoping the headline meant Sarah Huckabee Sanders had released a video of herself doing “The Jackal.”

I am so sorry.

All of the this! Exactly the this! He needs to do better or else we’re gong to get smiling Hitler... I mean Harper.

The #dogsinbowties on Instagram features a ton of my Fusilli looking like this.

Ha! Here’s my 9 week old Harlequin and his 3 year old Merliquin sister.

I would happily buy that property and turn myself into a Sarah Winchester type woman who roams the house randomly and never sleeps in the same room two nights in a row and doesn’t interact with people. #agirlcandream

im 49, never married, no kids. had a vasectomy done back in may.

He never did that to ME... Classic Ann, you beautiful tropical fish. You’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure

DAVE MATTHEWS IS IN FACT THE WORST.

I haven’t been to white Thanksgiving, but I bet it SSUUUCCCKKKSS.

Love the misspelling of actual.

The book is humble and this movie does not look humble.

I don’t care about the outfits, TBH. (Ironically, if I recall correctly, one of the underlying themes of the book, and its sequel, is that appearances aren’t important.)

God Jason Mendoza was so good in that role!