I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

What say you, cheerleaders?

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

The first time I paid my own dental bill. FUCKING FILLINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.

Yeah but I was so traumatized I had to go see my analrapist the next day.

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

I’d be satisfied with a Rosario spinoff.

I believe it’s a Cthurkey

Canadian.

Here’s how I deal with people who think Mrs. Shoe Pilot and I are looser for having chosen to not bring little baby Shoe Pilots into the world.

This makes me wonder how Joni Mitchell is doing, I have not heard news of her in a long time.

I think maybe Cat Marnell’s been sharing her PCP with him a little too much

How It’s Made

Craft thread!

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

I realize that you have expressed what I have felt since 1964. Little June Bug reasoning: Wow, this thing doesn’t look like anyone I know! I guess that’s because it’s a plastic doll whose lipstick and blue eyeshadow (um, 60s!) never wears off—and the people I know are NOT.

That feeling when a ressurected Jesus Christ would get along better with Satanists than a good 95 percent of his own flock.

#IMWITHluciFER