I have not enjoyed sex since 1994 and no goddam light bulb is going to change that for me!!!

I’d actually have less of a problem with it if it came from Victoria Secret. By Weight Watchers involvement it implies that it’s a fat lady problem when in reality it’s an everyone problem

Am I alone in this not seeming like a big deal?

I do not enjoy sex because I have not had any in months.

Counterpoint - we shouldn’t look to pornography to normalize anything. If we’re looking for it to normalize condom usage, it should probably work on its depiction/treatment of women as sex-hungry tools for man’s enjoyment, with little to no agency over their bodies.

LOL citing Rob Ford as an “electoral issue” as a means of comparing Canada and the Trumpified US is like comparing a sprained ankle to a gunshot wound.

There are thousands of scientists, environmentalists and politicians who have dedicated their lives to caring for the planet. Despite setbacks, they have made remarkable progress in protecting endangered exotic species around the world.

i dont think it’s a ‘suicide is selfish’ take so much as ‘forcing others to be part of your public suicide is selfish’

Bradio took that asshole’s last sentence and now I am singing Merlan and Clover, over and over. I just can’t stop.

We’re shitASSES. Tsk.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

OMG! Child, lemme tell you about 2007. There was a fair princess named Paris Hilton....

Think what it must taste like once it’s cooked!

Rich, Luxurious, Corinthian Leather.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

Well said.

Perhaps she had that McQueen Samsonite luggage.

That’s because the homosexual Muslim Jews who run Hollywood don’t represent real, hard-working white Americans.

Moster, as in Werewolf or Mummy?

A little shitting is good fer ya