I am going to go to the Fresh Meat event and skate with the gals. Depending on how I feel at the end of the night I am either going to sell my gear on the spot or keep at it.

I pee on my feet in the shower. Two birds etc.

I pee in the bath because I am filth.

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

“I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job.”

Dreads don’t stink. Your roommate stunk. In my experience, when dreads are yucky, they are usually on white people. YMMV.

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

I took a tour there! It’s actually pretty interesting seeing all the porn sets (some of which are nicer than my apt lol) but the VIP club or whatever on the top floor was too musty/cheesy for my tastes. I don’t want to get fucked anywhere near velour

I’m ashamed for recognizing this.

Noooo!!! My eating disordered self loves seeing people eat all the foods. That is part of the reason I like Gilmore Girls and the West Wing.

Retardant?

My grandfather worked in the mannequin department of a New York City department store. I had a couple of mannequin hands to play with as a kid, and he also made this art piece out of broken mannequin fingers which is now on our bedroom wall. I love it so much.

she was a malicious little gnome.

My 5 year old refers to her vulva as her front butt and her little brother’s penis as his wang. My husband is to blame for the last term

Fun fact! You can sing “Vagina Dentata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata”. It totally goes!

The parents have started a GoFundMe page to send Taraji to private school...

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

It can sometimes feel like a pretty lonely road. But Aaron Sorkin has this quote—I’m a pretty big Sorkin fan—

Twiddles is no fun anymore. Ever since Kim flayed T-Swizzle alive and wore her skin on Snapchat, Lord & Taylor have been a snooze-fest.

Does everyone automatically judge people who enjoy Ayn Rand, or is it just me? I know she was great at prose... but isn’t that like saying you appreciate Hitler for his oratory skills?