Everybody wants to be black but nobody wants to be black.

If you could take a peek inside my soul, this is probably what it would look like. Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match cause girl, you my soul mate.

When she takes off her shoes, her feet probably stay in the Barbie position

well she is ridin’ into the.....danger zone

FIND THE LETTER

I saw one movie but made my baby boomer father pay for it. Does this count or.....

you are the best parent.

Bless you.

jesus she couldn’t come across as a badass if her life depended on it, could she. I just....can’t get past the shiny locks of long blonde hair. Gurl you want to change? Do something drastic, that hair is your security blanket and proves you’re nothing but “You Belong With Me” girl.

I feel like her entire career has…

YOU GUYS
I’m moving in with my boytoy (aka my boyfriend whom I love) on FRIDAY. FRIIIDAAAY. I’ve never lived with a partner before though.... any advice?

oh godddd when I lived in Toronto there was this place called The Real Jerk that had huge, floor to ceiling red and yellow glass windows and made the best shrimp roti and your comment has made me both starving and nostalgic.

Some of the BEST fried chicken I have ever eaten in my life was when I was in South Korea. They’re obsessed with it and do it mighty well.

absolute perfection

Thems fightin words, ya hoser.

My left knee was basically hanging on by a thread. I kept telling my doctor that something was wrong, I could squat but not bend my knee to go up stairs. It was pure pain to sleep with and physical activity was out of the question. No one did anything cause there was no bruising or swelling. They just said it should…

Yeh the surgery doesn’t fix much, its just like hot gluing a vase back together. It’s still fragile and broken and probably can’t hold water as well as it did before. PT was a godsend though, cause my other muscles around my knees had to strengthen a bunch for me to ever do stairs again.

Oh christ that sucks so hard. I play a full contact sport that results in the odd traumatic injury and truly every time we pray for a break over a tear cause bone breaks are easy peasy. Anything else is hellish.

I hope your foot still heals well :(

When you think about it, over the course of time the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Some people are brand new though. Like, NEW new.

But you raise an interesting point, I had never thought of that.