Oh christ that sucks so hard. I play a full contact sport that results in the odd traumatic injury and truly every time we pray for a break over a tear cause bone breaks are easy peasy. Anything else is hellish.

I hope your foot still heals well :(

When you think about it, over the course of time the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Some people are brand new though. Like, NEW new.

But you raise an interesting point, I had never thought of that.

LMFAO did you just hashtag MAKE DOOR GREAT AGAIN

PREACH

but if you relax your eyes you can see a sailboat

I’ve torn ligments in both my knees and it is so painful you can’t even imagine. The worst part of it is that it lasts forever. You can get surgery and scar tissue can form but it’s never the same afterwards. I have to wear a leg brace just to get through a long day at work sometimes, and during all physical activity.…

I work at a winery and polish glasses all day, ALL DAY EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS. I realized I had been using the same hand every time (lefty!) and it was uncomfortable due to a cut I had on my finger. I tried to switch hands and I swear it was like I was trying to control a foreign body with just sheer will, my right hand…

Am I child for thinking Aer Lingus sounds just dirty enough to giggle at?

Could you imagine the stank in that room?

I feel like we should be really good friends because I love all of this

jesus remember the whole peasant blouse thing? I cringe at my photos from that era

The Shrieking Harridans is the name of my new band

lmfao thank you for the chuckle in the middle of this awful story

whaaaat in the actual fuck is this

They’re probably the type of parents who say things like “We don’t use the word ‘no’ with little Mason-Jar.”

fuck fuck fuck, as someone who has been around horses for more than half her life I am MORTIFIED that anyone would do this. Like, besides the fact that OKAY these people obviously don’t know about the temperament of some horses.....who would put their TODDLER anywhere NEAAAR THIS GIANT ANIMAL? Like, just looking at it…

Well I mean, it’s not. It was the juxtaposition of words that kinda caught my fancy in the first place.

Oddly Hot Hobo would be my drag name.