A smoke.

Man I was so stoked Weeds was on Netflix cause I remember loving it so hard...and the first couple seasons were so awesome....and then I remembered....how bad it really got. Haven’t finished it again.

Those sandals are the fugliest thing I’ve ever seen. They better be like walking on angels tits to make up for it.

That’s what you get for not reading “Grey Matter”.

She seems like a lovely, intelligent, and relatively well adjusted young lady. I really enjoyed her in Scream Queens, I hope she keeps doing more quality work.

I HATE WATCHED the entirety of Friends from College. To the point where I didn’t even realize I was on the last episode. I hated it but had to keep watching at the same time. Fuck. No one on that show is a likable person. Except Anastasia the bunny.

Have you finished Ozark? My bf and I have huge boners for Jason…

That’s the one gripe I have with The Ranch, another Netflix hidden gem.

no no no no no no

I trimmed the stem and also turned it inside out because it was still too long for me. Works great, almost even easier to clean quickly, and much more comfortable.

Karen won’t even be in the new Will & Grace so I will watch an episode out of loyalty but will probably end up giving it a big ol’ paaaasssss

I’ve played for 5 and coached a Junior team for 3, and honestly coaching was so much more rewarding than I expected.

Dude. Best thing I ever did with my life. It’s okay to be scared....but then just do it anyways!

LORD, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man today...

jesus the intricacies of that outfit!! Everything about this photo is perfection.

EW I DIDNT KNOW THIS ugh this makes me feel dirty and tainted now. WHY ANDY.

that’s so fucking strange hahaha I was expecting something like a fortune cookie saying but this is even weirder.

The guy I was in love with then who cheated on his gf with me in college then told me in bed post-coitus that my art sucked; Chris the hairdresser who directly led to me starting my own business by sitting down with me mid-haircut and saying ‘hunny you’re better than what you’re doing right now. someone told you…

What is on the IN N OUT cups?

oh god, now I SO want Angelyne to be Batman.