Of course he likes Pringles, it’s super easy to fit his hands in the tube.

Well it IS what you had to do to it after we burned it SCHWINNGG I’m so so sorry I’m really uncomfortable with everything that’s going on in the world I am sorry this is your president

omg marry me

Honest to goodness, I loved her on New Girl. I was so unsure when I heard she’d be on it after Zoey’s hiatus but I was pleasantly surprised. She’s got great comidic timing.  I really did love Jennifer’s Body as well.

DAT WINDOW, THO

I constantly use the phrase “our love fern! you let it DIE” with my family as we love this film unabashedly and unironically even though yes it is pretty bad.

Thank you! I actually get confused as to how old I am a lot...when I was 22 at the bar with friends, I told the waitress I was 19. Then I tried to correct myself and looked pretty suspect to the lady who then asked to see my ID. So I don’t FEEL 27, that’s the disconnect I’m dealing with now. I guess it’s a good sign I…

Yeh, laughing at this always made me feel rather icky :(

I don’t have a van, but if I did it would have a painting of you riding a polar bear in a fur bikini wielding a flaming sword on the side.

I’m SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! AHHH

When the food sounds that bomb, it’s worth the gross-out from eating it. Enjoy yo soup.

That IS the plan.

I know this was from a year ago but it made me laugh out loud so thank you

ok ok ok off topic, but I am turning 27 tomorrow and I had my first dawning moment of “OH MY GOD I’m almost 30" today while doing some menial task at work today.

I’ve never been one to freak over birthdays but MAN WAS THAT A WEIRD FEELING. HOW DO, FRIEND? HOW DEAL?

I can’t tell you anything except I’m sorry and I hope that time brings you love, healing, and peace.

His time on Kimmy Schmidt is still some of my favourite moments in TV. He does it so perfectly.

11/10 would still do.

I like withholding men, it’s my curse.

My family thinks I’m insane, but I LOVE James Stewart’s voice even though it’s kinda goofy and I could listen to him all day. So I’d probably pick Jimmy to talk to via Alexa/Siri.,

I SOBBED during that episode, it was so beautiful and wonderful and heartbreaking and hopeful all at once.

Do you have a picture of the fan art? I’d love to see!

I imagine they are trying to compensate her in other ways too. It’s not even likely that shes living in a place that was not provided by them, with people to help her day in and day out, personal chefs, doctors etc. Plus they’re footing the medical bills NO DOUBT.