I regularly still use the phrase “ugh, gag me with a spoon”

 I remember watching Fast Times and it was the first film I saw that had actual boobs in it. It also happened to be at this scene and my mother walked in on me watching it and FREAKED out.

So as much as I appreciate the hell out of Phoebe Cates breasts, I really wish the cat had scome on screen in instead in that…

My bff is a Radiohead nutcase and would argue that The Bends is the least-good (because there is no such thing as a bad Radiohead record). Oddly enough, The Bends is one of my favourites.

Can I come? That sounds like the best party.

what a fucking garbage human being. I’m proud of you for going through with it, though...to even show up was brave as fuuuuck

this is fucking perfect and I almost spit wine out while reading it.

I actually kinda enjoyed Gigli. Like, in the worst way possible.

CAN I COME
you sound fun

HEY MAN.

We also allow plaid flannel.

I didn’t know I wanted this until now

I was waiting and you delivered. Thank you.

WOOOOOULLLLDDD

WOOOOOULLLLDDD

My friends and I still use RAHN STAHP YER TRAHMAHTIZIN MEH on the regular as well.

Mourning the loss of an important friendship, whether it be a year later or several, is never self-absorbed. You deserve to mourn that.

One of my gradeschool bullies apologized to me when we were much, much older. It was actually really nice, she acknowledged that she hurt me and that she was an awful person for what she said, and she hopes I could forgive her because she’s learned to be a better person. It was nice to let go of that residual anger…

No shit. Bullet DODGED my friend.

You’re lucky to have had such a good dog in your life. I hope she is not in much pain, and I know that you’ll make the right decision for her when the time comes because you love her so.

There’s not much to say because god, is this a painful situation. But keep her in your heart and be glad for the companion you had…

The whole weight-loss craze was insanely triggering for me, and I didn’t even realize til after I had normalized my eating habits.

I had gained a lot of weight after I was sick, and decided to do Weight Watchers with my mother. Something so mainstream and socially accepted MUST be better than my ED, right?

I had to quit…