It’s that bad and you should feel bad.

I loved that Buster Keaton-esque gag with the rope, oh my god. Such a simple silly little thing but it gave me a good laugh. I love kids with comedic timing, what a little ham he probably is...

Aw man, that picture of Rhonda and her fiancee is just too cute. Look at that smile on her :) I hope she finds happiness, especially considering how rough the last few years have been on her professionally.

Talk about Falsie Advertising.

King always writes children so well. Some of my favourite characters of his are kids or teenagers.

I am a HUGE Stephen King fan, read most of his books but good lord does the man have a lot.

If you’re just testing the waters, start with some of his short stories. Collections like Night Shift or Skeleton Crew. I love his novels, but sometimes I really do think his shorts are the best.

My first King book was The…

I’m all for insuring your own safety, for shiz. I get your point, I had a lot of trouble not telling my little sister everything that would appear on a “don’t get raped!” poster. Because I want her to be safe. But it’s also putting a bandaid over a bullet-hole, isn’t it?

It’s futile, while also failing to educate…

I’m throughly loving the combination of words “dope smoking middle aged homo” right now. I feel like it needs to be an album name for a punk band.

Once I cheerfully asked my boss “need a hand?!” while he was unloading a truck.

My boss has one arm. I don’t know if I could have turned any redder.

I remember reading something that stuck with me....when you urge women to take steps to avoid getting raped, you are really saying “make sure he rapes the OTHER girl.”

right? I love pink. it’s fucking PINK ITS BEEN AROUND FOREVER FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Also my mother’s 80s bathroom was all dusty rose and seafoam....FASHION AND TRENDS ARE CYCLICAL WHY DOES NO ONE GET THIS.

My father used to tell me about the sirens he was a kid, and that they would have drills at school where they would go off as if there were bombs about to fall. I had a videogame that played the same siren noise and it almost made him weep with fear, he had such a visceral reaction to it even decades after.

That’s a lovely tribute to your brother, I really love that you donate to something he obviously cared about. So lovely.

I’ve started one of those tired goofy chuckles that I can’t seem to stop.

I recently went on a trip to Iceland and the first thing I told my sister when she asked how it was going was “The entire city looks like it was put together with an allen-key.” Their decorating sense is impeccable though. Beautiful and minimalistic, but always filled with art and meaningful pieces. Every piece has…

Down with the Patriacrhy!

Teach him to spell “Matriarchy”

eta: I’m gonna be hella real here...I spelt TEACH as TEAM because my finger slipped and autocorrect is a dick. So I can laugh.

So, NOT Doctor Oz.

oh my fucking god