the new comic series is so fucking great, it’s beautifully illustrated and fun to read, even as a hardcore old-Archie fan.

Screw it, I’m getting Tiffany’s.

All Ops Matter

oh my god this is so fucking glorious

Here is a very good dog insisting that I give her food instead of working.

Aw, Georgie. Good to know some things stay the same.

SWEET BAAAAABY <3

god bless procrastination, hm?

I can’t tell you everything will be okay or that things will get better or even that it’s not worth it because I don’t know what you’re going through and when I was suicidal, people who said that just pissed me off because they didn’t understand.

So just know an internet stranger wishes…

ok ok ok this was great

This just made my night even 15 seconds in because she was laughing so genuinely thank yooou

My first bottle of very expensive, ACTUAL perfume. Bought it for myself, not a gift. Just for me because I felt like a lady.

I mean, it still smells like Candy but it’s PRADA so it’s FANCY right?

Control.

Y THO??

that is NEVER an accident and you are a filthy liiiiarrrr

My little sister broke hers when our older sister accidentally kneed her in the box while jumping on a trampoline. I think she was like, 7.

SCREAMING. oh god all the screaming HOW HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN NO NO NO

Except generally people with a rape fantasy get their rocks off with two consenting adults and a safe word. These people just went ahead and fucking murdered someone.

I am so bummed that Kat’s eyeliner made my eyes sting and water. My second pick, and one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, was the Stila Stay All Day.

what is she wearing? are those pants? Or is it a unitard?

oh my god, Pink’s daughter is fucking adorable.