I was starting to think there was NOTHING on their menu that wasn’t deep fried in lard!

I don’t think you are using the word “rare” right.

She doesn’t understand this like every person in Congress or the Senate doesn’t understand that the internet is NOT “a series of tubes”. No one gets elected any longer because they are smart, or intelligent or descent. They get elected because they are the best... best at raising money, best at raising awareness of…

I thought that was Gossamer?

And when did Gossamer learn to play the washboard?

So Gaga has become Racnoss Empress then?

Spray on hair, it makes your micro-penis seem as big as a toadstool. 

I think a few you left off your list that are great -
KeePass 2.4 (free-opensource) Local Password Keeper
Celtx free script writing program
Tiny Burner free DVD/Blu-Ray Burning Program
Virtual CloneDrive free iso mounter
Photo TransferApp free iphone to pc and back transfer app
SharpKeys for changing keyboard mapping (I…

I hear this one ALL the time. “You can’t have your cake and eat it too!” When in fact... you can have your cake... look there’s cake right there in my hand and then I can eat that cake Om nom nom nom! But what you CAN NOT FUCKING DO is, EAT YOUR CAKE... Om nom nom nom... and HAVE IT TOO!

I’ve eaten most of those over the years, but nothing has ever made me sicker than Taco Bell’s breakfast fair. Dear dog it was terrible!

So why is Jon Lovitz talking about anti-vaxxers?

Of course it’s stuffing... you stuff it in the bird! This isn’t hard. Although they really should call KY-Jelly, KY-Jam considering what you do with it.

Bill Maher has been on about this for two years! Short of Muller getting him out, I just don’t see him leaving easily. Not counting the fact he just completely wins 2020 like he did in 2016. Personally I really need to move to Toronto.

The simplest way is to buy hulled pistachios. That way you aren’t paying for the weight of the shells!

You left out “Good and Plenty” in the old days nothing was harder to chew than year old licorice covered in a hard candy shell. Now thanks to the good folks at DuPont, they are softer and less teeth need to be cracked to enjoy them. Now if you want to break a tooth you need Bit-O-Honey for maximum dental damage.

Not a fan of Pelosi and certainly not a fan of Trump at all. But for better or worse... and I think the worst is yet to come. Both party higher-ups are just as corrupt, just as terrible and will lie their asses off to get or maintain power. The Republican’s fucked up in not stopping Trump, and you won’t be able to…

If your boss is following you on Twitter, just block him, then unblock him. Chances are he will never miss your tweets, and if he follows you again, do the same damn thing. 

One thing I missed in the show, and maybe this was explained, but why did the ghosts that Suzie saw call her a boy? When she identifies as a girl (or non-binary)? Oh and please don’t hate me for asking a question, thanks in advance! I misspelled the new Doctor Who’s name as Jodi, and was crucified for it.

And as much as I loved Benny Hill, he did some black-face as well. If nothing else, I’m glad we have all moved past that.

Oh my god, I would love an Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly show! It would be such an amazing train wreck.