I wonder if it ends in a pie fight that he’ll film, and then never show?

All I want is the mouse... in a few years that fucking mouse will fall into the public domain. And I will have him! All I have to do is live until 2024, and he shall be mine!

Thanks for the heads up about the CC. They were hilarious! I would like to see this happen on live newscasts. Also did you notice the chef got married? I don’t recall Oz ever wearing a wedding band when he was doing the hands.

It’s the second time in as many weeks that the site in general has used Dr. Who to talk about the show. Even the Beeb stopped doing that in 1990. :)

If you sleep naked you only do one thing, you turn your bed into a toilet! So sayth Dr. Perry Coxx.

I was very lucky to have met Mr. Ellison on few occasions, people describe him as difficult and mean spirited. And that was true, if you didn’t give the devil his due. The phrase, “I don’t suffer fools gladly” could be his mantra, if you multiplied it by say a factor of 10. But I never saw him go after anyone who…

All the prayers in the world don’t amount to the turning of a single screw.

A lot of guest books, have a place for you to sign your name, and print it out as well, I’m guessing Kim had trouble with the latter. I’m shocked Kathy didn’t just show it on screen.

I had a small handful of those once, I was living in 3rd floor attic apartment at the time, and I was crossing my bed to close the window, when I farted so hard, I thought I was going to jet assist out of the window. It’s rough stuff.

Dashlane is a bit buggy, I had to leave the service after they couldn’t solve even a simple issue.

Dashlane is a bit buggy, I had to leave the service after they couldn’t solve even a simple issue.

Dear Deadspin,

Was there anyone who didn’t think it was him last year? When I first saw the promos, it was obvious it was Myers. Terrible contacts, and a face mask, can’t hid him. The voice gave it away the minute he spoke. Is this just clickbait? Or are there really people who didn’t know?

I bought one of these a couple years ago, and while I don’t use the wheels, I love this table, and how it pulls into the couch. Worth every penny.

I bought one of these a couple years ago, and while I don’t use the wheels, I love this table, and how it pulls into…

That was a shocking turn on Legion, and the way Syd presented it in the trial, was brutal and honest. But I think if you really want to show a human, made into a god, you should expect that kind of thing. Doesn’t make it right... far from it. But even shows like ST:TNG have shown what happens when a man is made into a…

Sorry we already have an amazing movie named called “Serenity”... we don’t need another one.

Perhaps the time has come to bring back flogging. That cashier, is just a cashier, she doesn’t run the store, I would have made a much larger stink out of her stupidity. Whom I choose to help, is between me and them, not some minimum wage, cast system, racist. I probably would have been put in jail for screaming,…

She’s not choking up... she’s holding back laughter. She knows they are doing nothing, and she couldn’t care less. To her it’s funny. To rest of the world, it’s a horror show!

I think it would be accurate to say... Roseanne is leaving Whitney. :)

The $6 phone stand is very good, except that it only really works if you phone is not in a battery case, then it doesn’t sit very well on the two supports. So if you aren’t using a battery case, then you are probably good to go.

The $6 phone stand is very good, except that it only really works if you phone is not in a battery case, then it…

Excellent article! When I saw the headline, I thought... I know why, and was curious to see someone elses take.