Well you can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.....

Welsh rarebit!!!! There are recipes designed for old bread, like welsh rarebit. Melted cheese sauce over toasted old bread. Or creamed chipped beef.

always go full fat!

My God, he smiles!

I love both of these guys, but I wish they’d done a show about something I actually like drinking, like whisky. (Although they’d probably both have died from cirrhosis by the end of the first week)

Do you think it was the overalls or the nine espressos that kept you safe? I think it was the caffeine. You probably just vibrated out of their grasp.

Yeah, I’d love to be married to Keri Russell, too!

April 23rd is the Shakespeare’s birthday and the day he died.

Well, Americans camp out for Black Friday and the newest IPhone. So, what the hell? A baby is as good a reason as any.

England is where it has been for millennia - south of Scotland, east of Wales.

They killed his mother.

Now they’re about to learn the rules of nature firsthand.

This summer, Bambi: The Revenge!

I’M GETTING THE FLOWERS

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

FINALLY, both “Yes! We Have No Bananas” AND “I’ve Got The Yes! We Have No Bananas Blues” will be in the public domain!

I’m sorry, I thought you were serious about ketchup.

Did you not read what the “mean woman” actually said? She didn’t just refer to someone as fat in order to identify her in an otherwise benign conversation with her friend; she specifically made a joke infering this particular woman’s eating habits, based only on her size, and called her another name that made it clear…

Zara Phillips is also a talented equestrian in the GB squad and is apparently a very good egg with a great sense of humour.

For meat sauces, cinnamon. Just the tiniest bit.

Hotep is so fetch.