In an article bemoaning a writer’s lack of accuracy, it would have been nice if you’d have picked one spelling for people’s names (Sloane/Sloan, Barrett/Barret) and stuck to it.

I was envisioning a giant ball of pickles, accompanied by a giant ball of corned beef, and a sofa sized loaf of rye bread, and now I’m hungry.

I like to think that before the sex, before the branding, even before the Ponzi scheme, Keith Raniere just wanted to play volleyball. And also show off his super cool headband and his aged ground beef beard.

The first letter write reminds me of the United Nations building, except all the flags are red.

It’s... fine I guess. Milka is also fine. The Ritter rum-raisin one is often sold out at my work sadly.

There’s a great company called Venus Matters that makes beautiful mats for period sex, as well as vaginas that squirt. (I don’t work for them or anything, just think it’s a wonderful way to celebrate the mess.)

There’s a great company called Venus Matters that makes beautiful mats for period sex, as well as vaginas that…

It is just a different mode of expressing desire that prefers simplicity over complication.

They need to think about the dog is what they need to do.

If God doesn’t want us to eat babies,

Chris Evans welcomes an open dialogue to hear all sides:

Foundation stones for a guillotine still visible in a modern Paris street.

I was about 9-10 when the Tony Danza movie She’s Out of Control came out. I watched it with my dad and at one point he said, “dont ever do this to me,” and it made me really uncomfortable because I didn’t know what the girl had done wrong. Date? Grow up?

Y’all are in your mid-30s, C.U.M.; it’s time to start referring to her as a woman.

Who is wearing makeup anymore??????????????

Who is wearing makeup anymore??????????????

I am obviously filthy. It has been soap and water, once every few months for donkey’s years. No harm has come to me. But hey, times change....and I guess this would kill an hour during lockdown.

I am obviously filthy. It has been soap and water, once every few months for donkey’s years. No harm has come to me.…

Practice, practice, practice! (Also, poppers, poppers, poppers!)

Surprised you can get so much stuff up your butthole considering that stick that’s lodged up there.

I never thought about that...

Listen sometimes i just need a hand from folks alright? Everyone needs a helping hand now and again. Sometimes its to fix the plumbing and sometimes its “to fix the plumbing”.

Paging Dan Savage for some cross-site perspective.