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It’s... fine I guess. Milka is also fine. The Ritter rum-raisin one is often sold out at my work sadly.

I myself was eyeing my laundry detergent for wool and silk for sensitive skin (no perfumes no colorants)

I myself was eyeing my laundry detergent for wool and silk for sensitive skin (no perfumes no colorants)

I got married because of love AND because my employer gives us a little extra money because we both make so little and because I get a free rail pass for three countries and bunch of cheap rail tickets from wife’s employer and if she ends up in a psych ward and they take away her meds or whatever I can get her out of t

you missed the bit where he thinks he is better than others and puts everyone down to make himself feel better. and then he raids the fridge at midnight.

next time i happen to visit my parents and my father will happen to go off on how he’s the best of the family because he exercises so much i’ll just start munching on a block of butter while looking dead into his eyes.

we took in a cat (allegedly 10 years old) whose previous owner had to give him up (alleged sudden allergy). we already had two bouncy younger cats who just wanted to be friends. our bedroom was pee central at first. he peed on the clothes on the floor. on the blanket on the floor, on the blanket on the bed. one time

Upon revisiting that linked video, as a now adult queer.. Rum Tum Tugger is flagging for crying out loud. As a top. There’s no deeply hidden subtle hints. It’s glaringly obvious.

I’m very happy if I poop before showering! doesn’t happen every day tho.

also, glasses!
maybe one of them is left handed even? 

Those "oktoberfest shorts" are lederhosen.

Maybe plastic or wood needles? Bone?

my wife lives on this. i do not know how her organs are still functioning.

sounds a bit like a cold seafood solyanka

I recommend getting fisted. Done right it's very enjoyable.

His bed. Like, it wasnt super gross but super uncomfortable. I voiced my clear dislike of it and mostly tried to hook up at mine. Then he said he got a new bed. I was excited and came over. This bed was even more uncomfortable. He later said he had back problems. I said, ya it's the bed. I even offered to give him my

mmm cloudberries, the best kind of berries.

I didn’t have a job for three months. it was amazing. i slept and slept and slept. i also got a bit depressed about everything. but was totally cured of my backpain.

lol. 

Like, Harry's name is actually Henry. 

..but how do i get silicone lube off my wall?

..but how do i get silicone lube off my wall?